Clumsiness... or Divine Intervention?

On Friday, May 26, 2006 Anno Domini, a higher power intervened in the life of Magnet. It was 11:36 AM when the
Giant Spaghetti Monster reached out and touched student Alex M. with His Noodley Appendage.
“It was like a Holy force propelling me towards Heaven. Except in the completely different direction” said Alex (Direct Quotation).
Was this really an example of Divine Intervention? “Yes,” says student religious coordinator Benedict Finkerstein, “this is hardly the first event with a sighting of His Noodley Greatness. He was seen as recently as last year’s graduation ceremony.” (See above graphic depiction)
While all of this may seem far-fetched, think again. For aeons, many children have been propelled through glass by His Greatness according to His starchy whims. “It was the utmost honor,” says Alex M. “I can only hope that I am enough worthy to feel His warm moist touch once more in my humble lifetime.”
The lone voice of skepticism in magnet, Aryeh W., has this to say: “I think it (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism)’s possible, you can’t disprove such a theory. After all, it is just a theory, just like gravity. You never when you’ll just float away.”

Submitted by Jake "Teh Thor" T.